A talking two year old has got to be the funniest, and most exasperating, thing on the planet! This kid is constantly cracking me up and driving me nuts, which in a moment of weakness I recently said to him to which he replied, "no mama, drive trucks!" Out of the mouth of babes. Here are a few things Wes says all the time, that we get such a kick out of:
"Nice Hat": Michael taught Wes this one. When Mike is home he gives Wes his bath and always pulls his shirt over his head like this, and asks "what do you say?" to which Wes now replies without needing the question "Nice Hat!" (Because it's so cute, I try not to get irritated that I have to turn all his shirts right side out before I do laundry :)

"All done the nap, mommy, mommy!!!": This is what Wes yells from his crib when he's woken up from his nap, even in the morning time too, and is ready to get out of bed. If he's really involved in something before nap time and I say, "ok buddy, time for a snoozer" he'll reply, "no, all done the nap!" Though just the other day, Wes started climbing out of his crib, so I have a feeling this saying is going to be obsolete pretty soon.
"Poo oo's in the diaper now": This one cracks me up. Once he's done his business he comes and informs me "poo oo's in the diaper now." I think potty training is in our near future.
"Read about it": Wes loves books and if I'm looking at anything including newspapers, magazines, junk mail, etc. Wes comes over and and asks to "read about it." The other day we went out to get the mail together and I received the new Sunset Magazine. I was flipping through it as we walked back to the house, and Wes kept asking to "read about it." So we sat in the drive way and read/looked at all pictures and recipes. To every recipe he'd point and say "that's yummy," this kid loves his food! Here he is reading our local Clipper magazine which I was trying to read at lunch one day.
"Take a Nice Walk": Grammy started this one. When Wes stays at her house, they usually walk to the park and Grammy would say, "it's a nice day for a walk." Somehow Wes took that and started saying "take a nice walk" pretty much any time he'd walk anywhere. And when we take a bike ride he'll say "take a nice ride." It seems so civilized hearing him say "take a nice walk" :)
"I Lub'ee Mommy": Wes has been saying I love you for quite a while, and I'll always remember the first time he said it to me without me saying I love you to him first. But the pronunciation is what gets me, it's just too cute.
"Scoop Dirt": right now, scooping dirt is my life. This kids loves all things construction and knows all his loaders, backhoes, dump trucks, excavators, tow trucks, and on and on and on. If it has wheels, Wesley wants it. If we're outside, we're usually scooping dirt in the front or sand in the back yard. Though I think my lime tree is protesting the disturbance of it's soil by refusing to produce limes this year, but I don't blame it. I often protest myself :)
"I need sometin' ": If Wes knows what he wants, he'll say "I need dump truck", "I need mulk (milk)," "I need it, mama!!!!" but sometimes he'll just randomly say "I need sometin.' " And I'll ask "what do you need?" and he'll usually reply "sometin.' " I love it when he asks for sometin' because it means we don't have to have a discussion about the difference between need and want :)
"Nudie": Ever since Wes was little, when he had no clothes on we'd say he was "nudie" or call him "nudie boy." And now he'll always point out when he or anyone else is nudie. (This includes when he has a diaper and shorts on too, just having his shirt off constitutes being nudie). The other day when I was giving him a bath and he was waiting for the bath tub to fill up, he said to me "mama loves nudie boy". He sure is right, I love my little nudie boy!
"Mom and Dad": Wes has recently taken to calling us "Mom" and "Dad." It makes me feel old, like I have a teenager in the house. But it makes me laugh when he's trying to get my attention and he calls "mama! mama! mama! MOM!!!"
I really love hearing his little voice and all the learning and processing and repeating that's going on right now, though we are quite conscious of those little ears which are always ready to hear and repeat whatever we say :)